Given the "good=natured" rivalry between Heli's and Fixed=wing..................... say no more!!
The Proper Attitude.
The airline transport pilot leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a Boeing 747, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with God.
The multi-engine pilot leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a Boeing 707, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if it is calm, and talks to God.
The instrument pilot leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable conditions, is almost as powerful as a Lear jet, nearly as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on the water of an indoor pool, and talks to God if a special request is approved.
The commercial pilot leaves high marks when attempting to leap short buildings, loses a tug-of-war with a twin-engine aircraft, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well and is occasionally addressed by God.
The private pilot barely clears a camping tent, is run over by a single-engine aircraft, sometimes recognises a speeding bullet, can dog-paddle, and talks to animals.
The solo student pilot runs into buildings, recognises a Cessna 172 two times out of three, has never seen a speeding bullet, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to water.
The non-soloed pilot falls over door sills when trying to enter buildings, says ‘look at the aeroplanes’, wets himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself.
The Helicopter Pilot lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks aeroplanes out of hangars, catches speeding bullets with his teeth, and freezes water with a single glance. The Helicopter Pilot IS God !
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